Douchebags man,

I hate them.




So I came to the sad, sad conclusion that I will be attending prom alone.

Sigh. Guess I’m buying my own corsage and taking pictures alone.



ablazingape:

LMAO

Ohsnap

So at the prom meeting today…

It was amazing too see how much everyone resembled their parents. It was freaky. I couldn’t help but feel a little weird.

Is it bad that I can’t even remember my moms face? I wonder if I look like her at all.



Im not gonna lie this is really weird and kinda gross.

So every time i drink coffee and i use the bathroom, my pee always smells like coffee.

Just wanted to put that out there.



Fiyah

10 things I’ve realized about myself in the past few weeks.

1. I am perpetually lazy.
2. I am quite hypocritical.
3. I am mentally a hipster.
4. I overestimate myself.
5. I have no self control when it comes to food. Especially bagels.
6. I don’t know how I managed to get through high school and get into college.
7. I like being single.
8. I have no shame.
9. I am a hopelessly hoplesss romantic.
10. I am borderline morbidly obese.



So I’ve resolved that the best way to lose weight is to just not eat.



boringasiangirl:

Avengers

i wish all men looked like this and had his body. omgosh. 

if I did I wouldn’t be this fat. 

i would love it if I had a prom date.

but I don’t. oh well. Shit happens. 



2 more weeks of life as I know it.

48 days until the party of the year.

52 days until the official end of high school.

2 months until I go back to the homeland. 

4 months until I officially become a college girl.

7 months until I’m legal.

Mixed emotions. Bittersweet thoughts. Cherished memories. Anxious fear. Excited nerves. Regretful longing. 



omgosh. It’s official. I’m a college girl now.